Summer Child
22. College grad. Writer. ENFP. I enjoy analyzing t.v. shows and literature. This blog is a hot mess, but stick around and maybe you'll see something you like. LGBTQ+ safe space.

mr-cappadocia said: So why does Cracked CONSTANTLY push Feminist propaganda so hard? And let's not bullshit ourselves. You do. Just yesterday you published five articles. Two specifically referenced either Feminism or Feminist backed statistics. Conversely whenever you cover anything related to the opposition you not only mislead about their views... you straight up fucking lie about them and people let you get away with it because you're a "humor magazine". So I'm wondering why you propagandize *so hard*. Why?

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codyjohnston:

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hereinidaho:

Because we’re true believers! 

Let me take this moment to say how Cracked could have gone another direction 7 or 8 years ago, a more Maximy, Booby Gallery of the Day direction if not for the steadfast resistance of David Wong and Jack O’Brien. I barely acknowledge the side that opposes feminism, but Wong goes out of his way to understand people who are mad at feminists, and he writes about those views with more sensitivity and understanding that I could ever muster. 

To sum up: We don’t have an explicit agenda but if one comes across, It’s not one I’m ashamed of. 

Kristi is a liar. I remember the meeting where the Cracked brain trust sat down and was like “From now on let’s occasionally post articles that either directly or conspiratorially tangentially support equal rights for women so we can accomplish our ultimate end goal: Hack into the penis of every man and make it a smaller penis, or a penis that is otherwise laughable for a different reason upon which we all agree. It almost sounds TOO easy,” Jack said, as he (via the mainframe) hacked a young Robert Brockway’s penis. “I think my wife deserves my respect,” the now-neutered Brockway yelped.

#LaughablePenisRights

#NotAllLaughablePenises

It is weird that we do it so constantly, when everybody knows that people only deserve equal rights and treatment between the hours of4 and 7 pm on alternate February the 29ths. At first we worried that we couldn’t cover it all with our current propaganda budget, but we were able to transfer some funding to supporting feminism from our “Don’t be an asshole” budget because it turns out they overlap completely.

kaname-tousen:

indragamano a gay porn blog liked our conversation please my heterosexuality is in danger

That blog is liking a lot of stuff I post. I don’t know how they found my blog. 

oliviaforjesus said: no but its true like shut the fuck up why cant people just be nice to each other like racism is real between every race hence the name racism not blackism its between all races so when you grow the fuck up then u can have a fucking opinion ok byE

blastortoise:

There’s this really pretty beaded necklace at my job and I want to buy it but it’s like $25 and even with my employee discount it be more than I’m comfortable spending on myself so I think I’m going to pick up some beads and string from the arts and crafts store and make some necklaces just like I use to do at camp. It’ll be cheaper and more personal.